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Spec Frustration

The esteemed Eric Pope and I are currently brainstorming a new verb to describe a common phenomenon amongst aspiring screenwriters (which, to my knowledge, doesn’t have its own slang term yet):

_______ : -verb (used without object)
To experience the inevitable but crushing sadness caused by discovery that your brilliant, original spec script is undeniably similar to a Hollywood project that just moved into production.

Here are some of the verbs we’ve bandied about:

  • Brainjacked
  • Dehymen’d
  • Hollycocked
  • Hollyblocked

Surely you have more ideas….

(For Pope, he was ______ by I Sell the Dead.
I was ______ upon learning of Adventureland‘s existence.)

Posted by Neil on 08/28 at 08:46 AM

ESTEEMED!

Just came up with another I like.

“Superchumped”

Posted by Pope  on  08/28  at  12:16 PM

I’ll also throw in…

“Redlit”
“Memeblocked”

Posted by Neil  on  08/28  at  12:59 PM

Hollywarded

Posted by Pope  on  08/28  at  01:29 PM

Consider the possibility that ou could race your project into production in order to play the “Deep Impact” to their “Armageddon.“  Hollywood still likes to play competing but similar pictures off of one another.

Or, you could just consider “zeitgimped.“

Posted by  on  08/28  at  04:45 PM

A good friend of mine got _______ed by ‘Waiting’.  There should be a specific term when a screenplay gets _______ed by someting Ryan Reynolds is attached to.  Van Wilder-ed perhaps?

Posted by Brian Perry  on  08/29  at  07:05 AM

What about…

Scraped (script raped)

Posted by  on  08/30  at  02:49 PM
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