Monday, November 17, 2008
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After two months of fretting over the GRE, I finally nailed a winning strategy:
1) don’t give a shit
2) assume that every question is trying to trick you
3) when you don’t know the answer, guess, silently smirk, and move on
It worked for me, and I’m happy with my score. I would not wish standardized testing on my mortal enemy:

No, not even you, Charmin’ Bear…
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
Marriage is for lovers
Boy, that last entry was crude. Let’s soften up this blog with a little old-fashioned romance…

Sarah, my love, I’m sorry that our beautiful wedding picture will be forever suspended above an entry about phallic billboards.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
If you lived here, you’d have five dicks in your mouth by now

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I have to drive past this north-Cambridge monstrosity every weekday. Traffic usually backs up on the bridge, giving me ample time to ponder who had the audacity to pair this “innuendolicious” billboard with any real estate, let alone the two ugliest condos in Cambridge.
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Sunday, September 21, 2008
Asia
A quick recommendation: Tucker & Rachel, improvisers extraordinaire, launch their 2-month Asian vacation today. They have a travel blog, which you can find in my blogroll. You could also just click here. I hope they have the internet in Asia! I hear the internet is big there!
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Neil on 09/21 at 07:57 PM
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