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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Time Travel & Cats

I’ve been all-aglow this morning because Code Duello is featured in Improvoker, a NYC improv blog. 

It’s always nice to be singled out for praise. Thanks Improvoker, whoever you are!

Posted by Neil on 11/25 at 09:52 AM
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Monday, November 17, 2008

Remaining Time: 0:07

After two months of fretting over the GRE, I finally nailed a winning strategy:

1) don’t give a shit
2) assume that every question is trying to trick you
3) when you don’t know the answer, guess, silently smirk, and move on

It worked for me, and I’m happy with my score.  I would not wish standardized testing on my mortal enemy:

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No, not even you, Charmin’ Bear…

Posted by Neil on 11/17 at 05:03 PM
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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Marriage is for lovers

Boy, that last entry was crude.  Let’s soften up this blog with a little old-fashioned romance…

Marriage

Sarah, my love, I’m sorry that our beautiful wedding picture will be forever suspended above an entry about phallic billboards.

Posted by Neil on 11/13 at 11:32 AM
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

If you lived here, you’d have five dicks in your mouth by now

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I have to drive past this north-Cambridge monstrosity every weekday.  Traffic usually backs up on the bridge, giving me ample time to ponder who had the audacity to pair this “innuendolicious” billboard with any real estate, let alone the two ugliest condos in Cambridge.

Posted by Neil on 10/22 at 10:57 PM
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